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In the grim future of the 21st Century, two men must fight for what they know is right. Dave and Joel are these two men, and every Saturday they delve into the deep, dark, disgusting world of anime, video games, webcomics, and the community that surrounds them. It's a terrible journey, but they brave it together in the hopes of creating a better society for us all. Rarely serious, easily distracted, but always with a point about something, Dave and Joel's only hope is to entertain you! So keep listenin'!

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09/09/06
Birdty the Mighty

This is sooooooo boring.
And Birdy is really rude!
Use the reactor, save Mars!

09/02/06
Castle of Cagliostro

No room for player-hatin'!
Lupin za THIIIIIIIIRD!
Squish.

08/26/06
Speed Grapher

Girls on Film
Car-evator
"This corrupt world has lived too long"

08/19/06
Mazinkaiser

Go Nagai = god
Sideburns + Boobies
DON'T WANNA KNOW WHY EVERYBODY READY GET IT ON!!

08/12/06
Otakon 2006

Coming to you in vibrasound
New friends... with CLOWN PISTOLS! Thanks AWO and Ninja Consultants!
Run your con like a big boy

08/05/06
Kikaider 01

Zero-WAN!
Oh no, my brain!!
This show has a totally creepy ending.

07/29/06
Legend of Black Heaven

Are you ready to rock?!
This is probably the best show ever made.
But it's kinda racist at this one point...

07/22/06
MADOX-01

Stop it, internet!!
Madox-01, I gotta find my girlfriend!
The new hit single

07/15/06
Apocalypse Zero

I "prey" a sequel doesn't get made to this game.
That joke was lame.
So was Apocalypse Zero. Except instead of "lame" it was more "soul crushing"

07/08/06
Viewtiful Joe

The game!
The other games!
The anime!

07/01/06
Air Master(?)

Daryl Surat, prince of the interspace!
Airmaster, the show about red headed kung-fu bitches that might be good... maybe? We think?
Psychonauts an oustanding menagerie of... aaaaaaand we're talking about Airmaster again.

06/24/06
Dead Leaves

Fear the Gooberzilla!
Steambot Chronicles: Sandbox gameplay sucks
Dead Leaves: What the hell? Was this show actually about anything?

06/17/06
Sakura Diaries

Goodbye, dork Street Cred!
Pubic Hair = Success!
Sakura Diaries, the perfect indictment of Japanese mores. IT'S IRONIC GUYS!!

06/10/06
Riding Bean

User feedback!! We love you guys!! ...now send more...
Half-Life 2: Episode 1 - Fun, but is it $20-fun?
Riding Bean - 11 year old girls + BJs with a 60s Soul Vibe

06/03/06
Aeon Flux

We're not gonna talk about videogames... so... videogames!
Respectable Female Characters in anime... it's a short list
Aeon Flux
: Sex with the other back hole.

05/27/06
DearS

A brief interlude with 24: The Season Finale... of crap!
The moment you've all been waiting for... DearS!

05/20/06
Final Fantasy VII:
Advent Children
Steam: it's okay, they're not stealing your porno files. They just want to help you!
Shadowgrounds: you'd be cool if you put more monsters in!
Sin Episodes: you'll never be cool, sorry. :(
Advent Children: more Reno and Rude! Less of... everything else!
05/13/06
Big O II
Don't be a dick on the internet. Do you speak to your momma with that tongue?
In Crash n' the Boys, drowning someone is an acceptable method of winning a swim meet.
Big O, Big O, Big O, Big O, Big O, Big O, Big O, Big O, Big O, Big O, Big O, Big O, Big O, Big O
05/06/06
Hellsing
A new mic! An unrivaled quality of sound!
We're gonna try this background music thing one more time.
Wanna "play with my Wii"? LOLOLOLOL!
Being a vampire makes your titties huuuuuuuuge!
04/29/06
Azumanga Daioh
Our sound is very low this week. We are saaaaaad. :( :( :( Better audio next week! FER SURE!
Atomic Warrior Valiant Denim... the radio drama?
Silent Hill The Movie: Pretty as a peacock, dumb as a post.
Azumanga Daioh: You've sunk my battleship!
04/22/06
Howl's Moving Castle
Is Dave black? We can't be sure of that, but we are mildly certain that he's good at Time Crisis II.
Oblivion redux. Just because you CAN make a mod doesn't mean you SHOULD make a mod.
Howl's Moving Castle: Should we really let Miyazaki keep making the same damn movie?
04/15/06
Shin Getter Robo (1998)
The really really REALLY long podcast. Watch out guys, because we're totally drunk. Oh wait, no we're not.
This time we're talking about the Eyeshield 21 soundtrack. Or are we?? Atomic Warrior Valiant Denim!!
One Dinosaur's Oblivion: a dinosaur's quest for acceptance (and pickpocketry) in Bethseda's new world
The "Man's Path" anime, do you sense dissention in the ranks? Shut up Joel, we've got a sweet Stinger this week!
04/08/06
Shin Getter Robo: Part 4!
We're doing this fansub thing double time! Let's talk about how much we don't care about "communities"!
Shin Getter Robo: The psychology of Freud in animated form!
If you don't care about going to college, you should skip from 25:00 to 30:50. A very special fan-service.org PSA!
April's Bonus Rap!
Discipline (hentai)
If I was cooler about this I would've made this some sort of ultra-smart April Fool's joke, but you know that's not how we roll at fan-service.org. Sort of done on a lark, this is a Slick Rick inspired rap (loosely) based on the hentai Discipline's ad copy. We originally sent this over to Anime World Order for their "recite Discpline ad copy" requests, but we knew from the start that they weren't gonna play our trash. Like we said in the podcast, we took about 20 minutes out of our day to bang this out. The results are consistant, but try to slough through it anyway.
04/01/06
Fighting Spirit!
Dave can't stand fansubs, I thought Joel was Dave, though. Who's who? NAJICA?! NAJICA?! NAJICA!?
Metal Slug 5 is like being transported back in time to when videogames were crap, aka last year.
Fighting Spirit: Attack of the Demon's Muscle
03/25/06
Elfen Lied
Dino-revenge! A narrow escape! Joel's skeptical, but Hironobu Kageyama knows no lies. The advantages of urine.
Elfen Lied? Nuts to that jambas! We don't have time to mess around with creepy gore porn.
If you like Elfen Lied show, then there is something seriously legitimately wrong with you.
03/18/06
They Were Eleven
Desert Punk: Revealed. Hypocrisy? Dinobots? Amazing date conversation technology. Shockwave, bitch!!
Come on 24! Keifer Sutherland + Steven Segal = Paper Cutters? Is Jack Bauer a dog catcher? Update your shortcuts!!
Totally factual stories of AWO. Do strange man-women make your movie? How many characters are actually characters?
03/11/06
Area 88 (The TV)
Captain Planet versus Naruto. Does someone smell baloney?
Lost in the Nightmare: It's all about you, Mozesh.
Bitching about Ultraviolet and The Matrix while Area 88 totally gets put to the wayside! (it's good guys, really!)
03/04/06
Fist of the Northstar: Part 3!
Korean Barbeque: Surprisingly cheap, but podcast delaying
24: SPIN KICK THE BASTARD!
Fist of the Northstar: Whatcha gonna do when Kenshinro makes ya say... Hidebu? (Thanks for the quote AWO!)
02/25/06
Desert Punk
Karaoke, Hot Wings, and we love PandaXpress!
Desert Punk, leave us alone! Your booby metaphors find no love here!
The Art of Scaring Japanese Girls
02/18/06
Patlabor TV
Cats in heat + Hypocrisy
Pandaxpress? It's bound to happen sometime!
Patlabor TV: The art of time management
02/11/06
Ctrl-Alt-Del: The Animation
Uzi security guards, the "Zone diet", and Danish Mohammeds.
Timeshift
: 1 part Warhammer 40k, 4 parts crap.
Tim Buckley's new baby and more webcomic chatter.
02/04/06
The Place Promised in Our Early Days
Dave bitches while Joel reveals the ultimate in segue technology.
The whimsical world of Jeffrey Rowland.
The Place Promised in Our ULTIMATE SEGUE.
01/28/06
Panda Z
True Patriotism
Little Shop of Halo 2
Panda Z and the Urkel-Os
01/21/06
(no anime)
Three and a Half Margaritas
Fatal Frame III: The Return of the Game We Already Played
24: He's not even the president, he's the man!!
01/14/06
Sadamitsu the Destroyer
Spread the hate around
Splinter Cell III: Let's gank some Panamanians!
Sadamitsu the TOTALLY AWESOME SHOW.
01/07/06
Battle of the Planets
Country Fried Podcast.
Fatal Frame III and the distraction of the internet.
Battle of the Planets: The show that never was.
12/24/05
Samurai Gun
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles sucks.
Samurai Gun sucks.
The "we suck" show.
12/17/05
Abenobashi Magical Shopping Arcarde
Pop pop pop. I need a new mic. But that can come after the computer!
The year in review, with bonus Metal Gear Solid bitching!
Abenobashi Magical Shopping THIS SHOW SUCKS
12/10/05
Samurai Champloo
This might be something we actually like, but our audio quality still sucks
Ninja Gaiden: Lose the tits and then you've got something
SAM~RAI! AW~RIGHT!
12/03/05
Kino's Journey
The hidden menace behind Creationism
The top ten most retarded (er, violent) videogames
Kino's Androgynous Asexual Lobotomy Journey
11/19/05
(no anime)
EB Games will bulk you up
Final Fantasy XII: The online game that wasn't
Dragon Warrior VII: I hate slimes.
11/12/05
Kodocha
We don't know how to record
Let's talk about Front Beat!
I wish there was no Kodocha.
11/05/05
(no anime)
Jarhead hatin' and Fiber Monkies
EB Games and Final Fantasy XI
Call of Cthulu, Warcraft III, and we can't stop talking about MMORPGs!
10/27/05
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
Podcast Ichor
Videogame Boobies
Bootylicious!!
10/20/05
Mezzo
Zentrancon Woes
Wanda and the Colossus (and Stacy!)
Loli-to-tastic!
10/13/05
New Fist of the Northstar
Chik-Fil-A and CD-Rs
All out FPS bitch-fest!
Fist of the YATATATATATATATA!
10/06/05
Shin Getter Robo
Saad's Halaal Failure and Dave's lady fashion tips
Resurgance of good co-op
Anime for MEN.
09/22/05
Cromartie High School
Nintendo Revolution, fool or folly?
Japan loves Qween
A simple theory of Nazis
09/15/05
Grappler Baki
A brief history of fan-service
Cord Cutting? Even after five years... YOU STILL CAN'T DO THAT
Don't kiss your mom and fight monkies